CHLOWIE.COM/LAB — THE TRANSPARENCY PAGE

Every batch. Every number. No asterisks.

Creatine gummies got caught under-dosing last year. Our answer: an ISO 17025 lab tests every single batch, and the full report goes here before the jars ship. This page is the product.

First batch report publishes at launch.

THE CURRENT BATCH

The panel, in full.

Every run is sampled from three points in the batch and sent to an independent lab. The full panel is printed on the jar and published here — freshness matters, so the make date and test date both stay on the record.

CHLOWIE LAB PANEL PENDING
First batch report publishes at launch.

The batch archive.

Every batch we've ever shipped, forever. A bad number would sit here in public — that's the point.

First batch report publishes at launch.

HOW A JAR EARNS ITS NUMBERS
01
Made low-acid

Acid + heat is what destroys creatine in other gummies. Our base is pH-buffered and cooked cool. Dessert flavors aren't a vibe choice — they're chemistry.

02
Sampled 3 ways

Gummies pulled from the start, middle, and end of every production run — so one lucky gummy can't carry the batch.

03
Tested independently

Summit Analytical (ISO/IEC 17025) runs HPLC for dose and purity, ICP-MS for heavy metals. We don't grade our own homework.

04
Published, then shipped

Results post to this page before jars leave the warehouse. The QR on your lid links to your batch. No pass, no ship.

Read the receipts. Then taste them.

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