THE FLAVOR LINE — SIX AT LAUNCH
Dessert. Never sour.
There's a scientific reason.
Acid degrades creatine — it's how other gummies end up with less inside than the label says. So Chlowie skips it entirely. No citric acid means no sour flavors. The whole line leans creamy, which tastes more expensive anyway.
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Strawberry Milk
The classic. Tastes like recess for adults.
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THE COLOR RULE
Every flavor writes its own color.
No mood boards. One generative rule: each flavor takes the hue of the dessert it's named for, locked to the same saturation and lightness as Chlowie pink. Same chroma, same weight — only the hue moves. That's why eight jars will never clash, and why you can tell them apart at cart size.
ACCENT = oklch(0.68 · 0.21 · HUE OF THE DESSERT)
DEEP = same hue · lightness 0.30
TINT = same hue · lightness 0.95
RULE : hue moves, nothing else does
DEEP = same hue · lightness 0.30
TINT = same hue · lightness 0.95
RULE : hue moves, nothing else does
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