The phrase that comes up most: "I actually finished the jar."
Chlowie is creatine monohydrate in a gummy — 5 grams per five-gummy serving, six dessert flavors, every batch tested and published. Below is what women said, unedited, with what they do attached to their names.
Keep the jar
Taste comes first. Then finishing the jar.
Which is the whole argument in one chart. Creatine works on consistency, and consistency is a flavor problem before it's a science problem.
Nine of them, picked at random.
"I'm a pharmacist. I read the certificate of analysis before I read the flavor list, and I checked the creatinine figure because that's the number that tells you whether a gummy has been sitting there degrading. ppm is genuinely low. Then I ate five Birthday Cake gummies and forgot I was being clinical about it."
Join them. Pick a flavor.
30 servings a jar. Six flavors. Change flavor between shipments, cancel whenever.