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CREATINE GUMMIES · 5 G A SERVING

Try them for 90 days. Hate them and keep the jar.

Four gummies is a full 5-gram dose of creatine monohydrate — the amount actually studied — and they taste like dessert instead of sand. If they're not for you, one email gets your money back. Don't ship anything.

Start for $1.37 a day $41.30 for 30 servings
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★★★★★ from reviews·Under 4% return rate
A1 — jar front-on, Strawberry Milk
HOW THE GUARANTEE ACTUALLY WORKS

Most guarantees are written to be hard to use. This one is three lines long.

01
Email us one line

No form, no ticket number, no photograph of the jar. Reply to any order email and say it didn't work out.

02
Refunded in full, same day

Back to the original card, including what you paid for shipping. We do not deduct a restocking fee, because that is not a real thing.

03
Keep the jar

Don't ship it back. Return postage on a half-eaten jar of gummies costs us more than the gummies. Give it to a friend or bin it.

THE TRADE, STATED PLAINLY

What you're risking, and what you're getting.

YOU RISKYOU GET
$41.30, once30 servings — a full month at the studied 5 g dose
One email if you hate itSix dessert flavors, no shaker, no chalky water
Nothing elseA published lab report for the exact jar you receive
WHAT $1.37 A DAY BUYS
A large oat latte$6.10
One boutique class$34.00
Powder you won't finish$0.30
Chlowie, subscribed $1.96/day
Powder is cheaper per gram and we'll say so. It's only cheaper if you actually take it — an abandoned tub costs infinity per dose.
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MEASURED, NOT CLAIMED
90 days
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The three things you're actually wondering.

Will it make me bloated?

Water goes into muscle, not under your skin, and at 5 g a day with no loading phase there's no sudden shift. If you've heard otherwise it came from someone taking 20 g a day for a week.

Does it actually taste good?

It's built to lean dessert rather than sour — Strawberry Milk, Vanilla Custard, Birthday Cake. That's a chemistry decision as much as a flavor one: acid is what degrades creatine.

How do I know 5 g is in there?

Because we assay every batch and print the code on the front of the jar. measured g at % purity. The full report is public, no email required.

A4 — lid off, gummies at the rim

Start with a month. Decide later.

30 servings a jar, six flavors, skip or cancel from your account whenever.

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