YOU'VE SEEN US BEFORE — HERE'S THE SIDE-BY-SIDE
POWDER VS OTHER GUMMIES VS CHLOWIE
Compare the dose, not the packaging.
Three ways to get creatine. One of them publishes what's actually in the jar you receive. Here's the whole comparison on one screen, including where we lose.
Skip ahead — $41.30/monthPOWDER TUB
TYPICAL GUMMY
CHLOWIE
Creatine per serving
5 g
1.5 – 3 g typical
5 g (
g measured)
Form
Monohydrate
Usually monohydrate
Monohydrate
Batch report published
Rarely
Almost never
Every batch, on the jar
Creatinine disclosed
No
No
ppm, published
Cost per day
~$0.30
$1.00 – $2.00
$1.06 – $2.30
Taste
Gritty, chalky
Sour, acidic
Dessert, low-acid
Prep required
Shaker, water, stirring
None
None
Loading phase
Often recommended
Varies
Not needed
Finish the container?
Often not
Usually
Usually
Where we lose: cost per gram. Bulk monohydrate is about 30 cents a day and nothing beats that. If you already take powder without thinking about it, you don't need us.
The only claim we make is a measurement.
g
Measured per serving in batch
, against 5 g on the label.
%
Purity by assay. The rest is water and trace process residue.
ppm
Creatinine — the degradation byproduct. Lower is fresher.
$1.76/day
Per day on the three-month plan. $1.37 monthly, $2.30 one-time.
A5 — three-jar carton contents
Three months is the honest test.
Creatine saturates over weeks, so a two-week trial tells you nothing except whether you like the taste. The 90-day plan is $95.40 — $1.06 a day — and comes with the counter jar, the Founders Gift ($99 value), and 10× Peloton entries.
3-month plan
90 servings up front, 3 gifts, Peloton drawing entry.
$159.00
$1.76/day
Monthly
30 servings delivered every month. Skip or cancel anytime.
$59.00
$1.96/day
One-time
One jar, no subscription, no commitment.
$69.00
$2.30/day
90-DAY MONEY BACK·CANCEL ANYTIME
5 g per serving ·
$1.96/day